these are sort of like... spontaneous rules that i hate in people
especially guys. no offense, but my humble existence is not for your exploitation.
we r going to start with rule #01
Drunkard
–noun
a person who is habitually or frequently drunk.
- sourced from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/drunkard
when people are drunk, especially alcoholics - they tend to have their mind skewed. this is a good thing, for poets and suicidal painters. when they cant think properly... they cant drive, they cant think straight, they cant walk, they cant digest conversations, and they tend to make fool of themselves and the person standing right next to them. sarcasm and idiosyncrasies are the side dish...right after a whole bloody pack of mid-way digested steak and soaked potatoes. unless the person that you have to tolerate is van gogh or mozart... never ever.
p.s: and after the cleaning-up-vomit and insomniac nightmare, he or she would deny every single shit when u confront them.