with my own hand <-- means left hand slam the car door on my right thumb
my mom burst out immediately
'aiyo...why got such stoooopid ppl 1?'
'aiya...stomach ache ar...ahahahahhaha...'
'wakakkakaka....'
neighbour might think that she's watching Jim Carrey or Stephen Chow
by the way...she dont...
i hav a patch of bruise on my thumb
underneath the thumbnail...its really a big patch
i got freaked out and hurried off around 5pm..it was friday evening
and went to see our family doctor...that was the first time i go see doctor alone
with a thumbs up along my driving from Cheras to Kepong *swt*
dinner time it is...
my mom asked...
'oi...i tot your thumb hurts?'
'can eat ar?'
'can use chopsticks meh?'
'ahahahhaha...'
it is soo not funny lor~
after 2 days of doing nothing at home <-- because of it
i came out with this blogpost
10 Things You Cant Do With a Crushed Thumb
1. U cant grab your mouse comfortably
2. U cant sms single handed
3. U cant type properly on they keyboard
4. U cant scroll your Ipod
5. U cant sign your name propery
6. U cant hold a spatula and cook properly
7. U cant crush an ant that bites you in your left arm
8. U cant sleep with your thumb lying beside you
9. U cant wash your hair & massage your sculp
10. U cant turn the TV on with the remote
and this
10 Things You Can Do With a Crushed Thumb
1. Drive with thumb up
2. Cook like a 5 yrs old way to hold a spatula
3. Eat something that tastes really awful but still make the cook happy
4. Raise up your hand throughout the day
5. 'Play' imaginary guitar
6. Wear your clothes like a 3 yrs old
7. Save some nail polish .. instead of 10, you can put only 9
8. Drill your thumbnail for the first time in your life
9. Constantly drop things.. chopsticks spoon etc
10. Pain in the arse..i mean the thumb
so..its not fun at all...
p.s it took me...2 1/2 hrs to finish this post~
shyt~!