apparently...i fail my maths

some grandmother fable story today

Q & A were discussing about cars and trees and fence

then...a few apples dropped

like what Newton predicted...

Q asked A to go n 'kutip' some...to measure it

with some picture evidence of what the apples 'look' like

here comes the story

Q : how many are they in you left hand?

A : erm...4?

Q : how many are there in your right hand pulak?

A : er...5?

Q : dude!! im suppose to have 11 then...why are there only 2 on my table?

A : *almost bursted in laugh...* 

...a while...

Q : when you dont get your dinner...you know why larh!

A : *wtf...*  now i know why you fail your maths...

p.s. recently, i have been cursing unreasonably 

because of unreasonable load 

of unreasonably bleeding unreasonable-ism 

When Will You Get Pimples?

 

Before PMS .1

After PMS .2

That Night Before Design Submission .3

p.s approx 9 hrs from DEADLINE

10 Things You Cant Do With A Crushed Thumb

when i got home and tell my mom that i crushed my thumb

with my own hand  <-- means left hand slam the car door on my right thumb

my mom burst out immediately

'aiyo...why got such stoooopid ppl 1?'

'aiya...stomach ache ar...ahahahahhaha...'

'wakakkakaka....'

neighbour might think that she's watching Jim Carrey or Stephen Chow

by the way...she dont...

i hav a patch of bruise on my thumb

underneath the thumbnail...its really a big patch

i got freaked out and hurried off around 5pm..it was friday evening

and went to see our family doctor...that was the first time i go see doctor alone

with a thumbs up along my driving from Cheras to Kepong *swt*

dinner time it is...

my mom asked...

'oi...i tot your thumb hurts?'

'can eat ar?'

'can use chopsticks meh?'

'ahahahhaha...'

it is soo not funny lor~

after 2 days of doing nothing at home  <-- because of it

i came out with this blogpost

10 Things You Cant Do With a Crushed Thumb

1. U cant grab your mouse comfortably

2. U cant sms single handed

3. U cant type properly on they keyboard 

4. U cant scroll your Ipod

5. U cant sign your name propery

6. U cant hold a spatula and cook properly

7. U cant crush an ant that bites you in your left arm

8. U cant sleep with your thumb lying beside you

9. U cant wash your hair & massage your sculp 

10. U cant turn the TV on with the remote 

and this

10 Things You Can Do With a Crushed Thumb

1. Drive with thumb up 

2. Cook like a 5 yrs old way to hold a spatula

3. Eat something that tastes really awful but still make the cook happy

4. Raise up your hand throughout the day

5. 'Play' imaginary guitar

6. Wear your clothes like a 3 yrs old

7. Save some nail polish .. instead of 10, you can put only 9

8. Drill your thumbnail for the first time in your life

9. Constantly drop things.. chopsticks spoon etc

10. Pain in the arse..i mean the thumb

so..its not fun at all...

p.s it took me...2 1/2 hrs to finish this post~

shyt~!

Life Love Lust Lie Leave

recently, i have been using this word 'PARIA' quite often

its...not really malay nor hokkien, i would say its a dialect

it means...horrible, terrible, cheapskate, asshole, bad

you know...

it occurs to me where love and marriage takes place

people get married because they are in love right?

yet, there are still divorces...contradicting f-ked up theory

must Life go thru this process?

Love comes...when its of satisfaction...

Lust...having affairs, cheating on your other half

then, people start to Lie...in phonecalls, in emails, in sms

saying you are in meeting when you are in the club

meeting the cheap ones, when your wife is working her ass off for u

Leave takes place in 2 ways...either the wife leave in dignity

or the husband leave as an asshole

if it is a YES...its so f-ked up pathetic right?

unfair to the whole-hearted...

is it really that hard to be a loyal husband or a loyal wife?

is it really that hard to not to flirt with a married woman or man?

is it really that hard to speak proper english?

is it really that hard to no to yell?

is it really that hard to keep a promise?

is it really that hard to control habits?

is it really that hard to not to get involved with cheapskates?

is it really that hard to prioritise your loved ones?

being disloyal is PARIA

being flirtive is PARIA

being self-centered is PARIA

being anxious is PARIA

being forgetful is PARIA

being uncontrollable is PARIA

being cheapskate is PARIA

being undespicable is PARIA

im a very conventional thinking person

family is extremely important compared to whatever

when theres something that someone did, do, gonna do

that makes me feel that you prioritised something stupid

and not worthwhile...

and ignored your family...

i will look down upon you...

and i do mean LOOK DOWN UPON YOU

im not someone...YET

and i am vengeance...

your dick...yet my problem

so freakishly f-ked up right?

p.s dont make me hate you more

i paid 11 tolls in 1 day

its 9th Sept today
which makes 090908
quite gimmick-ish

but its defeinitely not a gd day for me
guess wad happened?

1. slept late the night b4, woke up look like zombie
2. pimples...sienz
3. extremely sleepy
4. reach college @ 800
5. climb up 3rd floor...tired like hell
(with laptop+carrier, 1.5l water, model, pencil cases, markers)
6. then settle down, with no A/C yet
7. no Milo Kosong panas (Cafeteria closed)
8. then i realise i didnt bring my drawings tht i rendered whole day yesterday
(its the second interim crit today) so screwed without them
9. realised i didnt bring my hp either
(end up borrow phone frm Ms Baizura n call mom)
10. mom not free to bring my drawings for me fr home

thus...i have to rush back to kepong
and bring tht small little roll of paper here

end up paying 11 tolls in total
LDP to and from Cheras x4
Penchala Link from Cheras x1
Kerinchi Link to and from Cheras x2
East West Link 50cent toll x4

this has been one of the craziest day in my life
hope tht there's no more awaiting

What a Wonderful Day

What a Wonderful Day

woke up late raining out there
almost stuck in terrible jam LDP always jam
*or else? u thinki reach college f-king early everyday for fun ar?*
Cheras BHPetrol
*spent rm70 for petrol, rm100 for TnG*
foodcourt breakfast lar
reach college drag pull push struggle
*3 farking big bags too be dragged 3 floors above upstairs*
Studio eating dreaming

then i realised - i forgot 3 things
1. my phone
2. my bottle of water
3. my butter paper pad
someone pls come...im so thirsty

What a Wonderful Day
dont bother to call me now...im f-king far away from home now

Updates Updates Updates

its already...1.25am here
gonna hit the sack soon

went to BTS today...
pick up my naugthy Asus
suddenly friday morning turn black and nothing appeared
i was like...OMG...are you leaving me alone now?
its not even 24 months...

then i rush my way to the Royal Club to ...fix it la of coz
skipped Baizura;s class tht afternoon....feeling damn guilty
then...bcoz of miss lappie's sudden emo
i cant do anything for tht stupid weekend...
juz couch potato around my house...luckily i still have my iPod
thank God

cant live without some Webber and Depp

+++

went to pick up my Asus lappie today
reach home....only feel tht my life is finally back....
pls dont leave me alone anymore

and the first thing to do is...
get my T-shirt done...

T-Shirt Kajang Satay will be up soon

its 1:34 now...freakin tired...

today is 030408

a f*cked up day lar...haih

this morning

...knocked into a Volvo @ Damansara Eastin Hotel area...Section 16?
not sure...but the thing that im certainly sure is...i was only driving around 20-30km/h
emergency brake fr auntie Volvo + some bloody shitty car suddenly turns out from Puchong exit...fuck tht bloody car
shyt...damn slow ady...still liddat...fate



then

..i sms-ed michelle (think tht she was sleeping) after i reach college
wad to do la...though i dont have to compensate for auntie Volvo
her car...not even a single scratch
fuck proton

for more than 1 1/2 yr i drive tht route...
min 5 times a week...sometimes 6 or 7
every morning and evening
everyday oso jam...wtf~!
damn embarassing~!!!

of coz...have to call my mom...
fate oso...she was at my dad's working place
so...everybody oso know la...
damn embarassing...



by the way

..when i reach college...dunno lucky or not
there was not much ppl (besides the security guards)
and my air-cond cassette in front of the bent bonet cover...
was hanging in the air while i was driving into the campus
reflected over the glass panels
after i done parking my car, get of the car...then the cassette thingy fell
shyt~!
damn embarassing!

btw

...i think ms LinLin saw tht accident coz i saw her car in front of mine
after i settled the issue with auntie Volvo
bloodily embarassing~!

after a tutorial session w/ kelvin
went for lunch @ leisure mall, sushi king
of coz...celebrate jasmynn's bday la...040408

celebrate earlier

coz michelle will not be around @ college tomoro
i got things to do friday (means tomoro)
now...additional task (send car to repair)
damn



while we were about to lit up the candle
no lighter~!!
coz we tot chris is smoking~hehe
was suggesting tht she pretend tht we lit up tht candle
then
pretend tht she blew the candle
sounds idiot-y...wakaka~!

anyway...the bday celebration kinda neutralised my sorrow-ness

happy 19th bday~